Quick Hits from Cinema History

I don’t usually watch movies, but I got through four this weekend, and here are the highlights:

 

Cedar Rapids – Is an Ed Helms vehicle about a small time insurance salesman taking his first trip down to the regional insurance convention, which sounds pretty dull, but of course is not. John C Reilly and Anne Heche are both solid, Alia Shawkat is good in a minor role, Tom Lennon is good in such a minor role that it makes you wonder if he did it as a favor, and Stephen Root is good as Helms’s boss, though to me he will always be Jimmy James of Newsradio‘s WNYX. The movie could have been a bummer, because Helms’s story is pretty bleak, but it is played light enough to get over. [This movie Exceeded Expectations]

Charlie’s Angels – Was a terrible movie when it was made and it didn’t age well. I suppose it was meant to be a fun romp, and obviously it was an homage to the TV show, but jesus it was awful. [This movie was Unacceptable]

District B13 – Is a French movie set in a near-future dystopian France (2010 in 2004), and lit the torch of parkour for most of the world. I didn’t expect much beyond some cool freerunning, but there’s actually a movie in there, and though it’s pretty standard action fare and only a little bit preachy about the disenfranchisement of the poor and the newly immigrated, it is entertaining enough, so [This movie Exceeded Expectations]

Law Abiding Citezen – is a revenge thriller starring Jamie Foxx and Gerard Butler. My fingers started to type Depardieu there, which tells you how many of Gerard Butler’s movies I’ve seen. This was sort of interesting, but even as Butler’s character was portrayed as crazier and crazier, I didn’t find my allegiance switching to Foxx’s character. So the movie ended and one of the two men won, but honestly I didn’t care. I was sort of hoping for a double KO by the end. Still, I didn’t have much hope for this picture and it actually wasn’t terrible. In conclusion [This movie was Satisfactory]

Quick Hits from History

In reverse chronological order:

Super Bowl XLV (2011) made me very happy, because I am descended of Packers fans and grew up watching a bunch of terrible Packers teams stink up the league, interwoven among which were the Super Bowl XXXI winners and Super Bowl XXXII losers. This winning team also contains SJSU alum James Jones at wide-out.

True Grit (2010) was delightful. Everyone in it did yeoman work.

Heavenly Intrigue (2004), is a non-fiction book that posits that Tycho Brahe’s murderer was none other than Johannes Kepler. Every argument is circumstantial and they take a Discovery Channel like approach of speculating wildly based on very little scientific evidence, but there is at least some reason to believe that Brahe may have died of Mercury poisoning, and the excerpts from Kepler’s diaries paint him as at least an asshole, and possibly a crazy person. Still, the book was neither particularly convincing nor particularly entertaining, so I’d give it a miss.

The Chronicles of Narnia (1950’s) is very well known, and all I want to say here is that I read the books so that I would be caught up for the Dawn Treader movie, and was a little underwhelmed. There’s much more to say and I may indulge that impulse soon, but for now, I will remind young readers that it is foolish to lock yourself in a wardrobe, or I guess to shut yourself inside a fridge or the trunk of a car, if you live in present day America and don’t have a lot of heavy wooden wardrobes lying around. Maybe don’t shut yourself in one of those wardrobe boxes you get from the moving company.

Moby-Dick (1851) Starts strong and moves along pretty fast for the first 30 chapters or so, but gets into some weird digressions and becomes somewhat… overwrought towards the end. Everyone knows it as a story about a man who wants revenge against the uncaring forces of nature, and it is that, but what actually makes Ahab unlikable isn’t his mania, it’s his grandiose speech. That said, there is not a hint of whale dick in the book, which I found refreshing. I kept expecting it lurking around every corner. I’m sure that says more about me than anything, but since no one but spam-bots ever see this page, I’ll let it slide unedited.

From the HK Collection: from Beijing With Love

Last week I dusted off Stephen Chow's secret agent parody, From Beijing With Love. It isn't new, and it isn't well known, but hey, that's what the Hong Kong collection is for–stuff you just don't have.

Stephen Chow is best known here for Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle, but he has been very prolific, and there is a large back catalog of his work available. One of his more recent efforts (prior to making it in the United States) is this spy movie.

The skull of a dinosaur is stolen by a man with bulletproof metal armor and a powerful golden gun. Declared a national treasure, it must be recovered at all costs, but for some reason the man in charge of resourcing picks pork butcher and reserve secret agent Stephen Chow (that may not be his name in this movie. I forget, but it usually is in his movies) despite his almost total incompetence. On the way to foiling the bad guy, Stephen meets and falls in love with a treacherous double agent, only to be betrayed.

Ok, so it's funny. But what's funny about it? Stephen Chow is a master of nonsense, and that humor abounds in the movie. At one point, going through his secret agent case, we discover that his shoe is really a hair dryer, his hair dryer is really a cordless shaver, his cordless shaver is really a hair dryer, and his mobile phone is really a cordless shaver. His gun first fires backwards and then fires forwards. He has a briefcase that launches him into the air, although not always at the right angle.

Subtitles and transfer are a little iffy, as is usually the case with his early Hong Kong works. Also, look out for ugly transvestites–the funniest thing in the world to Stephen Chow is ugly women.

Also recommended: God of Cookery, Flirting Scholar

Media Weekend

This weekend I finished a book, a Video Game, and a DVD, in that order:

Made to Stick: Why Some Ideas Survive and Others Die, was written by brothers Chip and Dan Heath, and attempts to get to the root of ideas that are memorable, often so memorable that you can remember significant details about them after hearing them once. They propose a framework for such ideas that involves simplicity, concrete details, unexpectedness, credibility, emotional appeal, and storytelling aspects, and the book is littered with examples of such sticky ideas, used to draw out one or more of the framework components.

I think they've got a pretty good handle on some things that truly attention getting stories, commercials, &c., have in common, but I don't think the book does a particularly good job of explaining how to turn your boring idea into a sticky one. If you knew how to make your idea have more emotional appeal, after all, wouldn't you have done it? Still, the book is an interesting read.

Of course, I realize this is not my usual reading material. Chip Heath came to speak at one of our educational sessions, and the book was free. But as with Lawrence Lessig's book, I didn't have any trouble getting into it, even if it isn't about English politics of the 1860s or imperial China in the Tang Dynasty.

The game was Hotel Dusk: Room 215, a sort of graphic adventure game for the DS, in the mystery genre. As many people have noted, it is almost more like reading a book than playing a game, and you will like it to the exact extent that you like film noir. I liked it a fair amount, though I certainly didn't intend to play it for 6 hours on Sunday. Get it, or, you know, don't.

The 6th volume of the Zatoichi TV series was released at the end of January, and I put away all four episodes this weekend. There was some good stuff in here, and some very different stuff. Most Zatoichi movies (especially the early ones) and most of the previous TV episodes can generally be described as "Zatoichi shows up in a town, Yakuza bosses fight over whose side he will be on in the coming fight, he sort of gets disgusted with both sides, but for some personal reason, usually shows up to the fight, often killing both bosses." I don't want to make it sound like every episode is the same–there's a lot of room to move in that format and the show has been pretty enjoyable so far–but that probably fits the majority of them.

In this volume, however, there are a couple of very different episodes. One is the story of a blind female musician and her lover, in which Zatoichi plays a pretty minor part. Even the assassin who is sent to kill the girl is told not to bother killing Zatoichi. Of course, there is eventually a fight, but this is basically not his story. He is an observer. In another episode, two men are on a mission to avenge their boss, whom they acknowledge was a scumbag, but whom Zatoichi killed and to whom they promised loyalty. Of course, when they meet Zatoichi, they get to like him, so it's more tragic when they decide they have to go through with it anyway. Finally, there is an episode where Zatoichi returns to his home village, only to be chased down by dozens of Yakuza eager to collect the 500 ryo bounty on his head. When they make trouble for his village and kill the head of the temple where he was learning to be a priest, Zatoichi realizes that he will never have a quiet life and leaves to avoid emperilling the villagers. Sad stuff.

The Blind Swordsman

Lately, I've been watching the dvd release of the Zatoichi TV series. If you've seen any of the Zatoichi movies, including the recent Beat Takeshi version, you're familiar with the premise– a blind yakuza travels all over Japan gambling and getting into trouble, but generally using his incredible Iaido skills and sensitive hearing to help out the common people–and the TV show is more of the same. In fact, some of the plots are recycled, but there were 26 movies, so that's inevitable.

The production values seem to be every bit as good as in the movies, and Shntaro Katsu is really endearing as the blind anti-hero. The only real difference between the TV show and the movies is that each episode is only 45 minutes long, but as one review on Amazon correctly observes, that might actually be a strength. The plots are all simplified and you reach the decisive battle sooner.

They made 100 episodes, of which the first 17 have been released in four volumes. Volume 5 comes out in a couple of weeks. I have already pre-ordered.