Confession

This week, my top track (admittedly with only two plays), is “Who Were You Thinkin’ Of” by the Texas Tornados. That is indefensible, and I apologize. It is because of my upbringing and my brother.

My father (I suppose I should say “our father” since I am implicating my brother here) swings wildly from genre to genre in phases. For two months he will listen to old time country, and for two more, he will listen to Hawaiian music, and then it will be two months of the Kinks. But the bottom line is, for most of my childhood, I heard one of three songs by the Texas Tornados no less often than once a week (the other two: “(Hey Baby) Que Paso” and “Guacomole“). Then my brother moved to Boston, and one of the places he eats is what passes for Mexican out there, and one day he heard Que Paso, and got choked up, thinking about the old man, and how someday he won’t be with us. And he told me this on the phone, and for the rest of the week, in my head, I was singing over and over again “Hey Baby, Que Paso?*” Eventually I downloaded the tracks on iTunes, and it just so happened that that week was a week in which I listened to every song only once, except for the best of the Tornados songs, “Who Were You Thinkin’ Of.” I am deeply sorry.

* – to do this correctly, forget everything you know about Spanish, and make sure to hit the “hey baby” with your best Texan drawl.

Quickly: Jenn Grant

What: Jenn Grant's Orchestra For The Moon

How I found it: I saw a snatch of her song "Dreamer" on a documentary about the Weakerthans.

Why You Should Care: "Make It Home Tonight" is a perfect Jason Molina song… by someone else. Honestly, you will like this song. And "Dreamer." And the rest of it. Possibly the best debut record in a long time.

Where I have Been for the last month: Moving into a new apartment. Changing jobs. In Florida. The holidays. Not dead, not gone, not given up.

Oh, happy day

So, first, a tragic tale: some time ago–let’s see, I was still in building six, on the south side of the building, so this would have been in late 2005 or early 2006–I put on The Amps Pacer in the afternoon, went home, and came back the next day to find it… still playing. I realized that winamp was set to repeat, and I immediately stopped it and went to last.fm to see if all of the tracks were being scrobbled, and sure enough, there they were. I was at my desk, so I just picked some new music and went on with my day, not really wanting to deal with the problem. I figured I would use the profile editor to clean it up later. (don’t anticipate)

When the week rolled by, the Amps had skyrocketed to number 5 in my playlist, and now every song on pacer was in my top 50. I had let it play 36 times overnight. I went into my account to try to find the profile editor… and I couldn’t. The profile editor was just gone. I was upset, but it didn’t immediately occur to me to check the forums. If I had, I would have seen that there was already a great amount of talk about what to do in this situation (my kid sister listened to Britney Spears on my computer, HELP!). Instead, I sat on my hands and did nothing for some additional weeks. When I finally did get into the forum, I discovered that it is possible to remove tracks that have been recently scrobbled, say within the last two weeks, but by then the opportunity was gone.

Now, over a year later, the last Amps song has dropped out of my top 50, and the band itself is down below 10. There are still some oddities: the Amps rate higher than The Breeders? Higher even than The Pixies? I have one Amps record, they should be languishing right around The Kelley Deal 6000, not up near The Weakerthans, or The Court and Spark.

But it is awfully nice not to see that big block of Pacer songs at the bottom of my top 50 tracks anymore. Awfully nice.

Quickly: The Tragic Treasury

Title: The Tragic Treasury
Band: The Gothic Archies (see Stephin Merritt, The Magnetic Fields, the 6ths, Future Bible Heroes)

The story: Daniel Handler, who plays for the Magnetic Fields, is the author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books. Stephin Merritt recorded a bunch of original songs under the Gothic Archies brand for the audiobook versions, and this is the compilation.

My take: I haven't read the books, so I have no comment to make on how appropriate the songs are for the story, but i will say this: this is probably the best Magnetic Fields record in years. The arrangements sound much more like the main project than the earlier New Despair EP, so if you like the synthpop MF more than the I MF, you will probably like this. The lyrics are silly, but honestly, it doesn't detract much.

Last thoughts: It is weird to me to think that a Stephin Merritt record might be some little kid's favorite car CD. That kid has a strange life in store. Wait till he finds Holiday or Charm of the Highway Strip.

Bluefinger

Bluefinger
Black Francis

This year, former Pixies frontman Charles Thompson put out a solo record–not, as was the case in the past ten years, as Frank Black–as Black Francis. As such was he known in the Pixies, and the claim that was widely circulating was that it was a return to that style that prompted the name change. Fans of the Pixies have been waiting, primed, for a new Pixies record since the reunion was announced a few years ago, and no doubt this got their attention. I come at it from the other side, because I like the Pixies, but I really like the work released as Frank Black (+ and the Catholics, + and Teenage Fanclub). So I was a little wary, but after all, he had been working with Joey Santiago on his recent records, and the reformed Pixies played all of those shows, so perhaps he had recaptured the spirit of the Pixies after all.

But then, of course, the first track on Bluefinger is "Captain Pasty," which, honestly, sounds like a Catholics-era B-side. The lyrics are slightly more nonsensical than regular Frank Black, but the singing is pretty straightforward Show Me Your Tears, not much at all like Trompe Le Monde (the last Pixies release, the last legitimate Black Francis vocals). The second track "Threshold Apprehension" is at least halfway Pixies-esque, and maybe it was the inspiration for the name change, but then there is a track that sounds like a Stray Cats pastiche, and another vaguely Catholics-y song, before "Tight Black Rubber" again half sounds like something that you would be willing to call  Black Francis.  Four songs later, "You Can't Break a Heart and Have It" is almost hard enough to be a Black Francis song, and he tries his best to scream it out. But that's it: 3 songs out of 11 sound anything like what you would expect the record to sound like after the name change.

I'm not sure that's a fair assessment. The man certainly has the right to call himself whatever he wants, and why can't Black Francis in 2007 sound different from Black Francis in 1991? He has aged 16 years, after all. And Fast Man Raider Man, his last Frank Black release, really doesn't sound a damn thing like Teenager of the Year, the iconic Frank Black record. But there you have it. We were expecting a Pixies record.

Is the record terrible? Certainly not. Is it inspiring? I would say no also. Honeycomb is still the best of the recent crop. Dog In The Sand is incredible. Pistolero was strong before it. Teenager of the Year is a classic. Bluefinger is merely good.

An addendum here: if you follow the links over to last.fm, you will see that my profile is reporting this record as being by "Frank Black Francis," an oddity of last.fm's database that awaits correction. I assure you I have my records properly tagged.